"He was the chosen one!" -Coworker talking about me moving over to their department, but they ended up choosing someone less qualified.
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the day, and 3 legs at night?" -Family at an all you can eat buffet telling riddles.
"She's such a d**e, dude" -Coworkers talking about the girl who got the job instead of me.
"No, you're 'short-bus'. SHORT BUS! Except when you're a d**k, then you're a super d**k!" -Mother talking to my stepdad.
"Can I have some eggs?" -Customer asking me for no specific type of egg as I have a pallet of several different brands and quantities of eggs.
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